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There Is Nothing To Fear But Nothing To Fear
I used to fear water, or rather, I used to say I feared water. I didn’t really fear it, though there was something about murky lake bottoms and fish bold enough to graze my goosefleshed legs that...
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The Grapefruit & The Chainsaw
She wore a garbage bag to my classroom the day of the Halloween party. It was the big, heavy, black sort that shone and crinkled when she walked. None of the other parents wore costumes. Her hair was...
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Things I Want To Say Something About
First things first. I am temporarily not answering OkCupid messages, because I have my pan in enough fires. Or my finger in enough pots. Or my- I think I should stop with this line, or- nope. When have...
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Front Effects
Some days are easier than others when it comes to radiation and my response to it. On the easy days I feel a little bit queasy, and my bladder feels like it’s always seconds away from exploding. On the...
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BoingBoing Guest Post
Hey everyone. Take a look! A piece of mine has been published on BoingBoing. Don’t forget to comment. The internet loves comments.
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Under The Knife : Over the Hype
By the time this is published, I will be passed out, I will be naked and someone will be cutting me. No, I haven’t joined a new fetish club. I’ve just scheduled this to be posted during my 8 hour long...
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Groupon Is A Temptress
Being stuck in bed, I have an awful lot of time between naps and watching entire series in one sitting to look at Groupon. Luckily, I don’t have the cash to buy anything, or this would get expensive....
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More Things That Make Cancer Easier
I just started yet another round of radiation. And so, I’ll share some of the stuff that’s making my world more bearable. 1.) Lollllllliiiiiipops and Mouthwash. I am not a candy girl, and haven’t...
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No Job Too Small
Sometimes this is the only appropriate response. Alright, so let’s take a minute to be happy about remission. Around a year ago I came clean with y’all about the whole cancerous cells mutating thing...
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